The Evolution of Geotastic!
Sadly the domain geotastic.com is already taken but even so a Google search on "gary gale geotastic" shows www.garygale.com as the prime hit (and we'll just conveniently gloss over the "did you mean: gary gale egotastic" suggestion).
And now, hot out of a FedEx package from neighborhoodies.com comes the next step in the evolution of geotasticism ... the Geotastic! hoodie!
Guarantees instant geotasticness to the wearer. No, really. You saw it here first, beware of imitations.