Sadly the domain geotastic.com is already taken but even so a Google search on “gary gale geotastic” shows www.garygale.com as the prime hit (and we’ll just conveniently gloss over the “did you mean: gary gale egotastic” suggestion).

And now, hot out of a FedEx package from neighborhoodies.com comes the next step in the evolution of geotasticism … the Geotastic! hoodie!

Guarantees instant geotasticness to the wearer. No, really. You saw it here first, beware of imitations.